Saturday, 6 February 2016

The Curse of Workout Clothes.

They are just so ugly. Well maybe they're not, if you're Kayla Itsines/Davina McCall/The cast of Geordie shore. But for the majority of people, this is not the case. Most people adorning said gear are in fact just a little bit cuddly and trying to fit in last years' jeans because they can't afford a new pair/want to justify eating more chocolate/doing some sort of weird science experiment about lung capacity?? Who knows... I don't know why people do these crazy things such as move their body more than is absolutely necessary.

So, not only do these lycra creations come in the most garish designs and fluorescent colours meant only for the likes of Jessica Ennis Hill, but I have another issue with them, so if there's any sportswear designers out there- please take note. They're just too comfy. Come on, I can't be the only one who has dressed to go to the gym and woken up three hours later, confused but also very refreshed after the best nap of their life. Until you've slept in those ugly little lycra leggings you won't know just how cosy those things are, how your hoody cuddles you as you sleep and your trainer socks keep you just the right temperature. And with the rise of the athleisure wear this is not good news for me. I need to find a way to simultaneously look good in gym clothes and ya know, not fall asleep. But it's not looking too promising... 

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